Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.