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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.