Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!