Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!