Shakespeare Jokes

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

2B or not 2B?

Hamlet du fromage

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Because he can't aim steadily

Prose before hoes.

Out, out, damned Spot!

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Sonnet the hedgehog

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Anne hath a way.

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Shakespeare.

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

The Salvation Army.

Non-habit forming

2B or not 2B?

2B or not 2B?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

When it's broke.

He just wasn't really Inuit...

He's just a wookie!

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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