Blue Sonnet
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Shakespeare (say it out loud)
Hamlet.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
2B or not 2B?
Noth
Hamlet du fromage
Shakespeare
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he can't aim steadily
Prose before hoes.
Out, out, damned Spot!
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Sonnet the hedgehog
I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.
Anne hath a way.
And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Shakespeare.
2p or not 2p, that is the question.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
With a razor and their wrist.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
Because they all joined
Winter is coming
They get chapped lips
She moved.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Hoe hoe hoe!
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.