Blue Sonnet
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Hamlet.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
2B or not 2B?
Noth
Hamlet du fromage
Shakespeare
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Because he can't aim steadily
Prose before hoes.
Out, out, damned Spot!
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Sonnet the hedgehog
I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.
Anne hath a way.
And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Shakespeare.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
The Salvation Army.
That's all.
Non-habit forming
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
When it's broke.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
D
He's just a wookie!
Uppsala
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
A meme-oir
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.