How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.