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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.