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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.