What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How would you describe Frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!