The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Joint custardy
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
High finance.
Because it's lit
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Marriage, you wanna?
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Put it bluntly.
Kush ups
Because of their 'cush'ions!
They're both really high and have no access to water.
A hallucination.
In a joint account
420 graze it
We'd be good together.
Masterchief
Marriage, you wanna
They put him under joint custody.
Who else would follow a chicken
Uh.. I don't remember..
Stoner!
He wanted to get joint custody.
On the canna-bus.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They both love to spark up joints.
None, the room is already lit.
Because they're baked snacks.
They're both high.
To marry Jane
No Direction.
A Hearthstoner
The cannibus
High finance!
High maintenance
Because they're high rollers
My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...
Because potholder was already taken
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
In bearracks.
I Scream.
Helado oscuro!
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
With arroz.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Buy the DLC to find out
He went back to square one....
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
They explode when triggered.
