The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Joint custardy
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
High finance.
Because it's lit
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Marriage, you wanna?
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Put it bluntly.
Kush ups
Because of their 'cush'ions!
They're both really high and have no access to water.
A hallucination.
In a joint account
420 graze it
We'd be good together.
Masterchief
Marriage, you wanna
They put him under joint custody.
Who else would follow a chicken
Uh.. I don't remember..
Stoner!
He wanted to get joint custody.
On the canna-bus.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They both love to spark up joints.
None, the room is already lit.
Because they're baked snacks.
They're both high.
To marry Jane
No Direction.
A Hearthstoner
The cannibus
High finance!
High maintenance
Because they're high rollers
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
To get to the bigger crowd
Gotta go fast.
The knife has a point
A. You can't tuna fish.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
The boogieman.
I love Satan
A Highlighter
Yello?
