The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Joint custardy
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Put it bluntly.
Kush ups
Because of their 'cush'ions!
A hallucination.
We'd be good together.
Marriage, you wanna
Stoner!
He wanted to get joint custody.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They both love to spark up joints.
None, the room is already lit.
They're both high.
A Hearthstoner
The cannibus
High finance!
High maintenance
Baked potato.
The T.H. sea
T-h-a-t
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
It scares the hell out of the dog
Jalapeno Business...........
They only had 2 cars.
In potholes.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
An innocent bystumbler
