A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Marriage, you wanna
The cannibus
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
They make bbs
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
An innocent bystumbler
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Mariiguana
I'll let you know when I find out...
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Carlos.
Por flavor
Yello?
