The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Joint custardy
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
High finance.
Because it's lit
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Marriage, you wanna?
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Put it bluntly.
Kush ups
Because of their 'cush'ions!
They're both really high and have no access to water.
A hallucination.
In a joint account
420 graze it
We'd be good together.
Masterchief
Marriage, you wanna
They put him under joint custody.
Who else would follow a chicken
Uh.. I don't remember..
Stoner!
He wanted to get joint custody.
On the canna-bus.
Because he has a high opinion of himself
They both love to spark up joints.
None, the room is already lit.
Because they're baked snacks.
They're both high.
To marry Jane
No Direction.
A Hearthstoner
The cannibus
High finance!
High maintenance
Because they're high rollers
A condom.
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Your room-matey.
She was a little shellfish.
In potholes.
T-h-a-t
The T.H. sea
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Because they make cents!
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
He gave her a ring.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
