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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.