What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut