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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.