What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.