Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!