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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic