Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.