Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.