How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...