How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...