How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...