How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...