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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending