Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Poop in the specimen cup.
Dad jokes
Dad jokes.
Then just sit there for 5 years.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!