Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
They didn't know their limits
A yellow license plate.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
Because they like being amoosed!
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!