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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord