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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.