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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.