Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.