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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.