Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.