Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.