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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.