What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.