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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.