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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.