What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.