What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.