What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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A peeping tome.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.