What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.