Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in