Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.