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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.