Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!