What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!