Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.