Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.