Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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A nissan

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.