Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....