Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.