Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....