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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.