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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From