Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.