Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.