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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.