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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.