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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!