What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.