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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.