What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.