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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.