What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.