What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.