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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading