What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.