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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.