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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.