Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now