Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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Because they all wore mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now