Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What shoes do roosters wear?

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At parking meteors.

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Just put it on my bill.

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Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now