Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now