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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now