Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now