Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.