Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.