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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.