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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.