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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.