Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.