Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.