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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.