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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.