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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.