Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.