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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)