Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.