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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.