Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...