Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!