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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff