What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.