Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.