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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff