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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.