Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.