Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!