Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.