Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.