They want to.
Socrates
You want flies with that?
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Wife: As opposed to what
He read it in the Hobbituary.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Because he was driving her buggy.
