Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...