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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.