Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...