Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...