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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read