Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...