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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)