What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.