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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.