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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.