What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.