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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years