What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.