I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
A Mirror
15 years.
Because Ken always came in another box.
Lawsuits.
He got fired.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
How hard you squeeze it.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Wanna go ride bikes?
IUD
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
9/11
They'll tell you
Seeing her box.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
5. The other half is 3.