15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone