15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Because it was pi-rated.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman