I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
A Mirror
15 years.
M'self
A mirage!
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
His answer: "My mom."
They've never known what home is.
OKC.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
1%
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.