Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

A Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.