Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

A Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Okc Jokes More Okc Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

University Oklahoma Jokes More University Oklahoma Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...