Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

A Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)