Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

A Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

University Oklahoma Jokes More University Oklahoma Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!