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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture