Paddy O'Furniture
They're stuck at C for years
Patty O'furniture.
A sanitary owl
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
A black berry.
Paddy O'furniture
