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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture