What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Previous Random Joke Next
Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture