What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.