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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.