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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.