What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.