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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!