What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea