What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.