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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.