What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls