What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels