What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.