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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.