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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.