What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.