Relationshipgulls
A bagel
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
A baegull.
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.
Cliff.
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
A bagel.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
Steven Seagull
Because then they'd be bagels.
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
Netfocks
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Horror-scopes!
Because it was a freight!
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Bill and Sue
Because it was accidental.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
