Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!