Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Baygull Jokes More Baygull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Mate Season Jokes More Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.