If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Jack The Kipper.
A bilingual chicken
He was fed up with other people.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
Bagles
A bagel