Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.