Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls