Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!