Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel