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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.