Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull