Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.