Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!