Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.