What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.