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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey