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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.