Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!