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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today