What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.