Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Demeter wasn't working.

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I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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They get a pencil and work it out.

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Because they are always multiplying.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.