What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!