Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.