What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today