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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil