Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.