Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.