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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.