Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.