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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.