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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.