Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.