Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.