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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW