Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania