Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!