What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.