What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.