What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernels

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "