One has a job.
Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!
Nobody in the government does their job.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
Ctrl+C
A swipe and wipe.
With a mop.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
The line at KFC
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Even art majors deserve recognition
