What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.