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Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that