What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot