They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
It wasn't born yesterday.
The car salesman knows he is lying.
You would pay to have a potato on you...
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
A sub-woofer!!!
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
She had little to no coverage.
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
