They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
He made a grave mistake.
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
A sub-woofer!!!
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Black lights matter.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
That he only has a 6 inch.
