How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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Namaste

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.