How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?