How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!