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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.