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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.