How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.