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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home