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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.