How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.